Quotes & Jokes about Women / page 3
Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
It is some beautiful women in Atlanta. Well, let me tell you, I don’t, I don’t know what ya’ll doing in the water, oh, you women down here are so fine, you can look at a woman with your girl, she would be like, yeah, you’re right, go ahead. She is gorgeous, do it, that’s it, that’s all you get.
What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
It's because of men like you that women like that fuck guys like me.
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash.
Talk about sexist - have you ever, ever, heard someone come up to a woman and say ‘find your masculine side?’ And by the way women, if you find your masculine side - I’m not interested.
That's the perfect microcosm for men and women: it takes a million sperm to find one egg 'cause they're all males and not one of them is gonna pull over and ask directions.