Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1076
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
He’s got a Jewish head which means he’s got a Jewish penis... that’s not great
When you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere over on the left?
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.
Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.
She was so fat that when guys have sex with her they ask for directions.
To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.
There's more than one mosque in the world that used to be a church and before that was a temple. Because it's a lot easier to just change the sign on the top and say "under new management" than it is to change the whole building.