Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1076
Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough.
A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.
I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
The Catholic Church is still very angry about "The Da Vinci Code" - they don't like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.
There's more than one mosque in the world that used to be a church and before that was a temple. Because it's a lot easier to just change the sign on the top and say "under new management" than it is to change the whole building.
You might be a redneck if there is more oil in your cap than in your car.
People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children.
