Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1076
In spite of the poor economy, almost 70 percent of Americans occasionally splurge on luxury items - like a blanket on a plane, or a peanut.
There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com.
Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets...
I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.
Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free.
So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.
You might be a redneck if you can spit without opening your mouth.
