Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1221
Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that…shite.
Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.
People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do… which sucked a lot.
Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and smile for a satellite picture.
My movies are more popular in France than back at home. The subtitles must be great.
One night a jet flew a little bit too close to my house. I was walking from the living room to the kitchen, and the stewardess told me to sit down.
The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.
At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music.
I'm strongly debating quitting. I don't want to create things to be angry about, I'd sooner start doing happy shit.
Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.