Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 528
Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day.
Friends? I see... I have the perfect song for you. "No one with a penis is really your friend, they say they are but it's all pretend, he listens to your problems every time he phones you, but he's really not, he just wants to bone you!"
We can place a product, virtually any size, in almost any location. It really depends on what the program and the video in each individual episode provides in terms of a logical or contextual background.
We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man.
I've always thought that if my death was imminent, I would read. When I can't focus on a book, I tend to keep reading the same page. My guess is, I would've read, like the first page of Nicholas Nickleby over and over again.
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'
I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.
Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.