Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 647
Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.
The game of comedy is all about owning the stage, and from a physical point of view, it's beneficial that I am a larger man. From my lumbering presence alone, I can't really help *but* dominate the stage.
Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.
Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds." Never got a dinner!
Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.
When we were on the bus doing the Mr. Show Hooray for America Tour there was a lot of laughter and a lot of pot smoking and a lot of speed metal listening and video game playing. Of course that was all Brian Posehn.
The working classes, the ones they refer to in those political programmes as "the ordinary people".
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife? Bullshit! You covet his wife, his house, his car, and his pool. You know why? Because he's coveting every inch of your shit, pal!
This was enormously challenging, because it involved filling 120 blank pages with an actual story and words people say.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
I feel so badly about what they do to turkeys. That's why this year my family and I are eating a live bird.
A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.