Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 647
For some reason, religious jokes seem as trivial as jokes about food or driving.
But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"
I didn't know the full facts of life until I was 17. My father never talked about his work.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
This was in the 80's, when you couldn't just take a pill the next day to Control + Z that shit.
For the level of entertainment you get for the ticket, it's a solid show.
Dick Clark’s wife, who said to Dick on their honeymoon, "That was your third blooper tonight." Never got a dinner!
I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.
I’m a big fan of talking dirty, but not everyone is good at it. I happen to be very good at it because I’m comfortable. I’ll say something sexy like, “You like that shit!”