Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 821
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo.
Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, "I owe it all to one great part." Never got a dinner!
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?
Last night my wife and I had an amazing, simultaneous panic-attack.
Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!
If I knew as a young man what I know now I still would have felt lost.
A girl who is willing to give every ounce of herself to someone, who could never betray her lover, who never suspects maliciousness of anyone, and whose sexuality sleeps in her, waiting to be stirred.