Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1078
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.
In spite of the poor economy, almost 70 percent of Americans occasionally splurge on luxury items - like a blanket on a plane, or a peanut.
I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.
So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.
Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free.
So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.
Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!
