Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1078
She was so fat that when guys have sex with her they ask for directions.
The Catholic Church is still very angry about "The Da Vinci Code" - they don't like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.
Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be.
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
In this country, a smart leader is suspect. That's just the way it is. Even George Bush's father, who was a lot smarter than the son, had to sort of prove that he wasn't that bright.
A bum told me, “I haven’t tasted food all week.” I told him, “Don’t worry, it still tastes the same.”
I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
When rappers call each other "son" it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.
Suicide is the number one killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.