Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 178
A lot of these kids have no fathers, and they want to be gangsters. They don't believe in God and have no faith in anything but their own instincts. Boxing provides a way for them to express themselves in a positive way, and I'm happy to be able to help them.
I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.
I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.
The moments of comedy are there. But the whole idea of a vacation is the stripping away of stuff and then, by the end of the vacation, at least in my life, you do have these moments as a group, as a family having a great time, so mellow again. It takes a while to do that but that's what this movie is about.
I’m very arrogant and mean. I’m almost like a bad guy professional wrestler.
I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took the group photographs of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan Administration.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I just realized that with the invention of the iPhone and others you now get to see the top of people's heads.
And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree... Full of Asian porn.
I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.