Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 613
If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.
I'm not white - I don't apologize for what made my country great.
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.
I have spent my life paying attention to my art form, developing my art form, worrying about my show and what I'm bringing to people, making sure that I give them a fine trade.
Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.
Isn't this posh? I'll bet you need credit references just to get in the pool.
I can empathize with President George Bush. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over.
You might be a redneck if you use the term 'over yonder' more than once a month.
We want to be seen as more than just martial artists, or bad stereotype token roles in American TV and movies.
My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.
I’m not a tough guy, but I can beat up everyone at Trader Joe’s, but at Food-for-Less I shut up. They don‘t have aisles, they have alleys.