Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 954
The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.
I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.
I would imagine the wages of sin are death. But by the time they take taxes out it’s just kind of a tired feeling.
I won’t say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
People are going to see both of us and think it`s an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It`s not an easy switch. It`s not an easy transition from TV to film.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
It is our swan song, and winning kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.
I prefer to sleep with deaf girls. Those crazy chicks never have a safe word.
Three of my stocks went off the financial page - into the help-wanted section.
It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.