Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 996
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
We've made pretty good progress. We're the type of offense where when we need to score in crucial situations, we're going to put points on the board.
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.
I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.
I have to warn you about tonight's show. Tonight's show will fix your relationship or destroy it. And either way, you're welcome.
If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars (at the show) is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.
If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.
A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was "strudel."