Quotes & Jokes about Acceptance / page 2

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Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader.

Normal people, want to be accepted. Screwed up people, want to be accepted. It's one of the few things we have in common. My whole life, all I ever wanted was my dad to pat me on the top of the head and go, "Who's a good boy ? Who's a good boy?" But, instead, all he ever did was wipe peanut butter on the end of my nose and laugh while I tried to lick it off.

Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent.

You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it gets a little easier.

I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

I'm so disgusted by feeling disgusted I've decided to accept it.

I finally accepted Jesus - not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.

Obviously, at this age, I've lost people in my life. But with a parent, it's just different. I was very attached to my father and had this naive little-girl notion that he'd always be around. So I'm finding acceptance of my father's death is the hardest thing to accept.