Quotes & Jokes about Dating / page 5
Have you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
Men don't realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either.
I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I don't see why I wouldn't. I'm fair game, its not like I'm that picky, you've seen the guys I've dated. I like Swizz Beatz, just because I would like to yell out in bed, Swizz Beatz! Keep it coming!
I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that’s like runs batted in.
Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex." Never found her, but when I got home my place was robbed.
I was going to get me a white woman, but O.J. messed it up for everybody. He set interracial dating back a thousand years.
I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.
I ran into a woman I dated last year. I said, "You gave me a rash!" She said, "Put something on it." I said, "OK. Ten bucks says it was you."
My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.
The problem with dating a model is they won’t go out with you if your cars color doesn’t match their outfit.