Quotes & Jokes about Importance / page 2
I'm glad I was raised by my dad for other reasons, too. There are things you can learn from a father, as a son, that you can never learn from Mom. Special things, important things. Like "never challenge Dad to a fist fight."
Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.
Celebrities are just normal, screwed up people like everyone else who just don't know who you are. You're just as important.
It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.
I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.
I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels like a more intimate and personal experience these days.
Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
I was never brave before. I always tried to make it work. Now I have nothing to lose except some cash, and it's just not that important to me. I've never been allowed up until now to remain who I am, or true to what my life is like.
What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.