Quotes & Jokes about Importance / page 3

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do.

In comedy, looking back is more important than looking around at your contemporaries because they are too much influenced by the same time period as you are.

I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.

Originality is really important.

Is being earnest important? I always think it's kind of embarrassing.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

I discovered two very important facts that day - Number one: The springs will pull the hair out of your legs, and Number two: the dog doesn't like to bounce.

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.