Quotes & Jokes about Parents / page 4

I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

Your parents put a curse on you Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

My parents were very old world. They come from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life are God and carpeting.

What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

Sadly, the worst audience I ever had were my parents.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

All I can think of are her poor parents. The shame, the shame of the Hilton family. To have your daughter do a porno film… in a Marriott hotel.

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stoller.

Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it’s a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”