Quotes & Jokes about Parents / page 4

My parents were very old world. They come from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life are God and carpeting.

All I can think of are her poor parents. The shame, the shame of the Hilton family. To have your daughter do a porno film… in a Marriott hotel.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Sadly, the worst audience I ever had were my parents.

Your parents put a curse on you Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live.

What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stoller.

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”

Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it’s a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?