Quotes & Jokes about Parents / page 4

Sadly, the worst audience I ever had were my parents.

Your parents put a curse on you Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

All I can think of are her poor parents. The shame, the shame of the Hilton family. To have your daughter do a porno film… in a Marriott hotel.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

My parents were very old world. They come from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life are God and carpeting.

On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live.

What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stoller.

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”

Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it’s a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?