Quotes & Jokes about Stupidity / page 2

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Don't you love it when people in school are like, "I'm a bad test taker"? You mean, you're stupid.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.

It was stupid behaviour. And you take a look at the explosion, and it knocks you down and you wake up every morning and you're scared and you're depressed and sad, and you kind of got to let that knock you down and knock you down.

You know a lot of geniuses, y’know. You should meet some stupid people once in a while, y’know, you could learn something.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Sure I may look adjusted, but I can’t function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

If what you've done is stupid, but it works... then it really isn't all that stupid.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I learned early on that passion, stupidity and 80 ounces of cheap beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.