Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1078
Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
I am often the one they call “You,” but I am no more “You” than you. I am me. And yet I am more “Me” than you are me or can ever be.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
It's nice to be in Washington, where the buck stops here. Way to go. And then it's handed out to AIG and many other people.
People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.
There is no "I" in "Team", unless you count the vertical part of the "T".
I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.
We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.