Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1078
Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.
I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They’re like: You look completely appropriate. You don’t look stupid or lonely at all.
The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.
I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.
Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.
Do you think Americans deserve healthcare? Have you looked at this horrible fat fuck country?
The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine.
