Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 219
It is some beautiful women in Atlanta. Well, let me tell you, I don’t, I don’t know what ya’ll doing in the water, oh, you women down here are so fine, you can look at a woman with your girl, she would be like, yeah, you’re right, go ahead. She is gorgeous, do it, that’s it, that’s all you get.
Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
There is a chalk outline being drawn around common sense, and most people cannot even identify the victim.
My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.
I don’t know why great abs are considered attractive. I know they are, but biologically, I don’t know what we’re trying to convey. You see a guy with great abs, you think, ‘wow! That guy could shit really fast.’ I bet women love that.
Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word "jalapeno".
Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside.
We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.
Oh, I know: If you’re fat, let’s not blame you, let’s sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin’ out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your fault, it’s the tobacco company’s fault! Hey, if you shoot somebody, not your fault, let’s blame the gun industry!