Quotes & Jokes about Boxing
It’s hard to know what’s gay in life. Boxing. That’s two men fighting over a belt.
Gay people invented sports. Think about it. Boxing. Two topless men... in silk shorts... fighting over a belt and a purse.
A lot of these kids have no fathers, and they want to be gangsters. They don't believe in God and have no faith in anything but their own instincts. Boxing provides a way for them to express themselves in a positive way, and I'm happy to be able to help them.
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
To make boxing training more exciting my trainer dresses as a ninja and yells, 'Ive never felt pain like this!! Who is this human!?'
I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.
Boxing kept me out of the streets, by giving me something to do. And it gave me a father figure in the coach that was there for me. I just reiterated what my mother was trying to teach me about focusing and getting my life together.