A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.
Quotes and Jokes by Bill Cosby
William Henry Cosby Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician, author, and convicted sex offender. He held an active career for over six decades before being convicted and imprisoned for sex offenses in 2018. Cosby began his career as a stand-up comic at the hungry i in San Francisco during the 1960s.
Top 15 Quotes (out of 150)
#2
"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I said, "and tired." I don't remember anything after that.
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#5
I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful" and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"
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#6
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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#7
Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
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#9
I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.
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#13
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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#14
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
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