Quotes & Jokes about Immortality

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.