Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 507
When I've mentioned things that I thought only happened to me, or thoughts that I felt had only had crossed my mind, the audience response indicated that they seemed to have happened to, or been thought of by many people.
I wanted to trust in my partners and the directors and producers and do the best I can to deliver what I could deliver.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, 'Hey, maybe I wrote that.'
That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
I never had inspirations to be in this movie business. I was always a stand up comedian, that’s what I am more than anything.
It is not crazy to think that powerful people do some pretty horrible things. And maybe they get out of hand. Maybe it just gets away from them. It snowballs.
Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.
Even if the flag burning amendment does become law, the larger problem will remain of how to respectfully dispose of older, tattered flags. Well, fortunately the U.S. official Flag Code has a suggestion about this. Quote: 'The flag, when it is in such a condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem of display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.' Owwwwcchh. In response, the House Republicans are calling for tattered flags to be kept alive via a feeding tube.
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? "Hey baby lets dance... cya later!"