Quotes & Jokes about Age / page 3
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
To me, the most important thing in this age is just to let people be.
Obviously, at this age, I've lost people in my life. But with a parent, it's just different. I was very attached to my father and had this naive little-girl notion that he'd always be around. So I'm finding acceptance of my father's death is the hardest thing to accept.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
At my age, making love is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate'. For me that would be a shroud.
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, "Act your age." She died.