Quotes & Jokes about Art / page 2

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.

Art and resistance are great together. That's what art's made for. Look at Vincent van Gogh: He didn't cut off his ear because he was selling well.

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.

Economy is essential to all good art.

The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.

The presence of excessive wealth puts an unnatural spin on the appreciation of art.

I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

Competition is the death of art.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.

I really don't like art with a message. If you have a message that really needs to be said, just fucking say it.