Quotes & Jokes about Dancing / page 3
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
See I don't drink, I smoke. I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club. Hey what is this, a leather bar? Hey I'm not into this, you faggots, oh SHIT!
I've actually tried to give Brett Ratner dance lessons, but he thinks he already knows how to.
When I saw people dancing to it in jeans that had been dry-cleaned and cowboy boats and you're in New York City - that's when I said hand guns should be legal.
It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.
If people would just fuck right away and stop all the song and dance that goes with it, we could have colonies on Mars by now.
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
You know, radio DJ's must really love to talk to theirselves. Especially when they have the graveyard shift. 'Hey this is Ellen with 89.1. It is currently three in the morning. There are few cars on the road. And it your still listening heres a little music to get you to dance...
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
Remember those magical nights Cynthia... we would dance cheek to cheek. I'd rub my stubble against yours.
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
Bristol Palin came in third in 'Dancing with the Stars.' Sarah Palin is not at all happy with the decision - she's already planning to refudiate it.