Quotes & Jokes about Dogs / page 6
Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper 4 times - 3 while I was reading it.
I discovered two very important facts that day - Number one: The springs will pull the hair out of your legs, and Number two: the dog doesn't like to bounce.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
It’s like I’m not even camping. This is actually a dog couch, but it’s super comfortable.
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.
I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.