Quotes & Jokes about Dogs / page 6

I discovered two very important facts that day - Number one: The springs will pull the hair out of your legs, and Number two: the dog doesn't like to bounce.

I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper 4 times - 3 while I was reading it.

My beautiful rescue dog, Bella Luna Lewis, has decided to put me up for adoption.

It’s like I’m not even camping. This is actually a dog couch, but it’s super comfortable.

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

You might be a redneck if you bring your dog to work with you.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

I guess I am a true narcissist. I convinced my dog to walk me.

Life.....is a series of dogs.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.