Quotes & Jokes about Dogs / page 6
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper 4 times - 3 while I was reading it.
I discovered two very important facts that day - Number one: The springs will pull the hair out of your legs, and Number two: the dog doesn't like to bounce.
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
Going to get a dog and name him, "I don't want to live anymore", then walk around calling him.
My beautiful rescue dog, Bella Luna Lewis, has decided to put me up for adoption.
It’s like I’m not even camping. This is actually a dog couch, but it’s super comfortable.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years.