Quotes & Jokes about Dogs / page 7

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

Life.....is a series of dogs.

I guess I am a true narcissist. I convinced my dog to walk me.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?.. No... as funny as that is, I'm not.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.