Quotes & Jokes about Dogs / page 7

My beautiful rescue dog, Bella Luna Lewis, has decided to put me up for adoption.

I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?.. No... as funny as that is, I'm not.

I guess I am a true narcissist. I convinced my dog to walk me.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.