Quotes & Jokes about Dogs / page 7

Going to get a dog and name him, "I don't want to live anymore", then walk around calling him.

My beautiful rescue dog, Bella Luna Lewis, has decided to put me up for adoption.

I guess I am a true narcissist. I convinced my dog to walk me.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?.. No... as funny as that is, I'm not.

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like "Barks & Recreation" and "Game of Bones."

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.