Quotes & Jokes about Dogs / page 7

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

My beautiful rescue dog, Bella Luna Lewis, has decided to put me up for adoption.

I guess I am a true narcissist. I convinced my dog to walk me.

I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?.. No... as funny as that is, I'm not.

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.