Quotes & Jokes about Hate / page 3

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I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

Why hate someone for the colour of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

I hate when people ask me the time on the street 'cause something happens to me. I just panic. I can't read my watch. When I'm alone, I'm great at reading my watch, but when someone asks me, I just have this anxiety attack, and I just can't make it out... I always end up saying something useless, like, 'It's 20 of 9:40.'

I hate when comedians use "Performed For The Troops" as one of there credits before they go up on stage.

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

I hate all generalisations.

I hate reality shows that are not reality.

I think girls hate each other, no doesn't always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women's sports are boring and the Olympics are gay.

I've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child star I saw was Shirley Temple. She was six years old, two foot six and the biggest star in Hollywood. She wore ribbons in her hair, and frilly little pinafores and shiny patent-leather tap shoes - just like the boys in Glee do.

I hate you, but I'm not in hate with you.