Quotes & Jokes about Hate / page 3

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.

I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

Why hate someone for the colour of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

I hate when comedians use "Performed For The Troops" as one of there credits before they go up on stage.

I hate all generalisations.

I hate when people ask me the time on the street 'cause something happens to me. I just panic. I can't read my watch. When I'm alone, I'm great at reading my watch, but when someone asks me, I just have this anxiety attack, and I just can't make it out... I always end up saying something useless, like, 'It's 20 of 9:40.'

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

I hate reality shows that are not reality.

I think girls hate each other, no doesn't always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women's sports are boring and the Olympics are gay.

I've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child star I saw was Shirley Temple. She was six years old, two foot six and the biggest star in Hollywood. She wore ribbons in her hair, and frilly little pinafores and shiny patent-leather tap shoes - just like the boys in Glee do.

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.