Quotes & Jokes about Hate / page 2

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I’ve never found any strange panties in my dog’s house.

My brother hates gay people - hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

And if I die early the situation will be auto-erotic asphyxiation, I hate my life and it hates me back!

I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is to realistically criticize what's wrong with it.

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I hate thin people; "Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?"

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

Women hate women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for twenty five years, you put a man in between them … "fuck that bitch," "fuck that bitch."

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.