Quotes & Jokes about Hate / page 2

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The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

I hate bigots so much it makes me one.

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I’ve never found any strange panties in my dog’s house.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

And if I die early the situation will be auto-erotic asphyxiation, I hate my life and it hates me back!

I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is to realistically criticize what's wrong with it.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Women hate women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for twenty five years, you put a man in between them … "fuck that bitch," "fuck that bitch."

I hate thin people; "Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?"

I hate the term 'partner.' 'Yes, we're partners... This is my life partner, Teddy.' Jacoby & Meyers are partners. Ben & Jerry are partners. Bausch + Lomb are partners. You and Teddy are fuck-buddies.

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.