Quotes & Jokes about Politics / page 3

People don't let politicians kiss your babies. Those lips have been on lobbyist asses for years now.

I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just… old.

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.

The country’s 24 hour political pundit perpetual panic conflictinator did not cause our problems but its existence makes solving them that much harder. The press can hold its magnifying up to our problems bringing them into focus, illuminating issues heretofore unseen or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden, unexpected dangerous flaming ant epidemic. If we amplify everything we hear nothing.

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future.

Just honest. To me, being 'politically incorrect' means the opposite of being political - which means to spin everything. That's all it's ever meant to me. It's never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you will eventually be accused of treason.

So what happens when nerds all get rich is: there’s a politics to it. Where there is money there is power. So then everyone else is like: “Hey nerds are great!”

I don't know why I try to talk about politics publicly when I have no idea what I'm talking about. I feel like I should be auditioning for 'The View.'

They called me mad... But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!

If you read angry political blogs, substitute "Obama" with "my daddy" and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and... go at them.