Quotes & Jokes about Teachers / page 3
4 in every 8 math teachers think that they should be 1 in every 2 math teachers.
What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority...
This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?
We go to school to learn to communicate, but all the teachers say to us is "shut up!"
Any female teachers watching the show tonight, you've got to quit dating the students. That's the least we expect out of you. When I was 14 years old, my teacher wouldn't let me bang the erasers.
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Your first leader is your dad. 'course he controls your food and shelter, so, he's not really a leader, he's more of a fascist dictator. But dictators have dreams too. Your dad doesn't. He gave them up when he had you. So remember that next time you say, "I don't want to cut the lawn." Just shut up and mow the grass and save the lip for your teachers.
I went to school, you know. I was in grammar school. Once we were taking a test. I was copying this other kid’s paper, and I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine. And she said, “Emo, am I stupid or were you cheating?” I said, “Ah, yes and no.”
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.
According to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don’t get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it’s from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is Angelina Jolie.