Quotes & Jokes about Teachers / page 3
This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority...
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
We go to school to learn to communicate, but all the teachers say to us is "shut up!"
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?
I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
According to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don’t get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it’s from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is Angelina Jolie.
Your first leader is your dad. 'course he controls your food and shelter, so, he's not really a leader, he's more of a fascist dictator. But dictators have dreams too. Your dad doesn't. He gave them up when he had you. So remember that next time you say, "I don't want to cut the lawn." Just shut up and mow the grass and save the lip for your teachers.
If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.
I went to school, you know. I was in grammar school. Once we were taking a test. I was copying this other kid’s paper, and I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine. And she said, “Emo, am I stupid or were you cheating?” I said, “Ah, yes and no.”