Quotes & Jokes about Teachers / page 3
4 in every 8 math teachers think that they should be 1 in every 2 math teachers.
This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority...
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
We go to school to learn to communicate, but all the teachers say to us is "shut up!"
I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.
My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?
I went to school, you know. I was in grammar school. Once we were taking a test. I was copying this other kid’s paper, and I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine. And she said, “Emo, am I stupid or were you cheating?” I said, “Ah, yes and no.”
Your first leader is your dad. 'course he controls your food and shelter, so, he's not really a leader, he's more of a fascist dictator. But dictators have dreams too. Your dad doesn't. He gave them up when he had you. So remember that next time you say, "I don't want to cut the lawn." Just shut up and mow the grass and save the lip for your teachers.
Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.
As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.