Quotes & Jokes about Work / page 2

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!"

Nobody's about saving anymore. No one cares about a rainy day anymore. Nobody saves up enough for even an umbrella for a rainy day. It's sad. It really is a new form of slavery. We used to work to be able to afford material things. Now we work for these things. They're the boss. That house you can't afford, that car that's out of your price range, that cellphone that drains your bank account - that's your boss.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning... That can keep me awake for days.

I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

Change is such hard work.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.