Quotes & Jokes about Work / page 2

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Women want you to suffer. You know what I mean? They want you to go 4 to 8 grand in debt. They want you to do that, and go to work every fucking day, knowing that you're working for their fucking love and the use of their fucking vagina.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Nobody's about saving anymore. No one cares about a rainy day anymore. Nobody saves up enough for even an umbrella for a rainy day. It's sad. It really is a new form of slavery. We used to work to be able to afford material things. Now we work for these things. They're the boss. That house you can't afford, that car that's out of your price range, that cellphone that drains your bank account - that's your boss.

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning... That can keep me awake for days.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Change is such hard work.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.