Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 238
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project.
A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.
I said, 'How would you like to be in one place?' He said, 'What place?' I could have said, 'Des Moines.'
Peter Hyams - and these are his words, it sounds a little self-serving, sharing them from me - his suggestion was that Gabriel and I could lend a credibility, acting-wise, to an otherwise big, sloppy studio action film.
We were a very small circle of writers. Everybody brought to the table their own life experience.
I like cinnamon rolls. That's why I wish they made, like, a cinnamon roll incense. 'Cause I don't always have time to make a pan. Perhaps I'd rather light a stick, and have my roommates wake up with false hopes.
America is grappling with cultural diversity, and I just want to put a show on that represents the world in which I live.
Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?
Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.
Field of Dreams is the only movie - and I saw it in the theater - on an afternoon when I was on location somewhere, and there were like 12 people in the theater. I was just so devastated; I couldn't get out of my seat. And I sat and watched it a second time.
I've tried actively to define myself and redefine myself, and not be pigeonholed.
But I think the other is a little more like bullfighting, a little more daring and although I appreciate good acting and I liked being versatile my whole career, it kept me working.
We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.