Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 636
No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
Oh look an ATM! Ok here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they’d ever given blood.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
Many Zookeeper sequels in the works. Paul Blart Mall Keeper, Kevin James interacts with talking berets at Lids. Then there’s Morning Zookeepers, where he’s a morning deejay and interacting with talking animals.
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
The working classes, the ones they refer to in those political programmes as "the ordinary people".
'Several NFL players said they would support a team mate that came out as gay...' Yeah, why wouldn't you?!
I was at the mall the other day, looking for a job, girlfriend, pretzel.