Quotes & Jokes about Cocaine / page 2

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I got the most expensive piece of paper on your wall that don't do shit. I'll tell you what I did with mine: I took it down, I shredded it, I stomped on it, and I shredded it to a nice, fine white powder and I snorted it like cocaine. I packaged the rest and sold it to some white girls.

We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.

I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.