I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Nobel Prize
Top 15 Quotes (out of 5)
We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'