Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Nobel Prize

Top 15 Quotes (out of 5)

#1

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

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#2

We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize.

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#3

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

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#4

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'

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#5

Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics. They are the first to figure out all the charges on their telephone bill.

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