Quotes & Jokes about Weed / page 2


You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.

Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't!

A message to parents who think legalizing weed will make their kids want to try it: they will anyway.

I found a great new weed killer, but it stains the carpet.