Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1235
In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast by immediately hiring her to get rid of peaceful protesters outside banking institutions all across the United States.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
He rules the country with an iron fist - the same way he plays the piano.
I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.
I went to my doctor and told him, "Hey, Doc! I just took an entire bottle of sleeping pills. What should I do?" He said, "Go home, have a couple of drinks, and get some rest!!"
Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
In honor of Earth Day, tonight’s program will be made up of 100 percent recycled jokes.
For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids
I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.