Quotes & Jokes about Business / page 7

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.

Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

I'd be far more content if I could mind someone else's business.

Small businesses are important, but so are tiny businesses.

What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.

In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.

I got screwed when my parents passed away. They left me their unfinished business.