Quotes & Jokes about Business / page 7

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up to become bottomless, gaping vessels of terrifying, abject need. Please laugh.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.

I'd be far more content if I could mind someone else's business.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.

I got screwed when my parents passed away. They left me their unfinished business.

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

Now, most of the time you couldn't be too sure of the quality of the drug. Although, in my experience the stuff was always of a very high quality, because back then we didn't have business majors peddling lower-quality stuff in an effort to increase profits.

Small businesses are important, but so are tiny businesses.

Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

I’m in a whole different part of show business. I’m not even part of Shakespeare in Love.

What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.