Quotes & Jokes about Questions / page 4
President Bush never really has to answer a question. Nobody ever says to him, "With due respect, sir, your answer had absolutely nothing to do with the question I asked."
It doesn't behoove us not to ask these questions. It makes us look like fools.
I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.
My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?
Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.
And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer is, if someone was feeding him answers, couldn't they be able to feed him better ones than he came up with?
The Mars rover Curiosity has sent back images of some odd things on the surface of Mars, and some people think they could be UFOs. Here's my question. If we're on the surface of Mars, aren't we the UFO?
A guy calls his lawyer. He says, 'Can I ask you two questions?' Lawyer says, 'What's the second one?'
"Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?"
I’m the co-author of two relatively popular relationship books…Because of that I’m asked questions quite a bit… Questions about the relationships the person is in. Generally, it’s a woman. Generally, the answers are pretty easy. “I’ve been seeing this guy, Greg. And he doesn’t call.” He doesn’t like you. That’s it. We don’t have to say any more… They’ll say, “Greg, my boyfriend is married…” Say that back to yourself.
Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place - they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.