Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1123
It's clearly yen positive, especially when China is gradually allowing the yuan to appreciate day by day.
I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like "Bottled water! Haha, they're selling bottled water! ... I guess I'll try it. Ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kick to it."
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just seem longer?
When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?
The careers teacher told me I had a clear choice: if I didn't end up going to university I'd end up robbing post offices.
My book editor asked me if I wanted an extension and I told him, it's okay, I'm happy with the length of my penis.
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.