Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 817
A girl who is willing to give every ounce of herself to someone, who could never betray her lover, who never suspects maliciousness of anyone, and whose sexuality sleeps in her, waiting to be stirred.
The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.
If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great.
We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.
Some men are heterosexual, and some men are homosexual, and some men don't think about sex at all. They become lawyers.
Every now and then, I like to give out some advice. Ladies - don't laugh during the porno watching.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
Family reunions is that time when you come face to face with your family tree and realize some branches need to be cut.