Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 883
Because sometimes ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX NEWS, MSNBC, CNN, HEADLINE NEWS, CSPAN, and CSPAN 2 just aren't enough.
Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.
It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.
Whenever you take over something that is popular and has a fanatical following that loves it, you're never going to please everyone. The trick is to have enough wherewithal to follow through with what you want to do with it and give it time to evolve.
The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.
The Doctor says "You'll live to be 60." "I am 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.
We had the real rednecks where I grew up. The kind of guys that can use the N-word and “Jesus” in the same sentence and mean ‘em both.
Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.
Mark Zuckerberg was named Time's Person of the Year. I'm sorry if you don't recognize the name. A magazine is something people used to read.