Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Disney

Top 15 Most Popular Quotes (out of 6)

#1

I was on vacation at Disney World, and everybody kept coming up to me and saying 'Hey, I'm Rick James, bitch.' I was like, 'Could you not call me a bitch in front of my kids?'

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#2

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

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#3

It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.

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#4

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

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#5

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments - except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster - whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.

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#6

I always wanted to make motion pictures, ever since I was a wee boy, and I was 32, and time was marching on. I met a guy who said, 'Come out to Hollywood for 10 days, and I'll get you a deal.' So I figured, 'OK, 10 days.' On the 10th day, he got me a development deal with Disney, not for a lot of money, but it allowed me to make the move.

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