Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 584
When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.
We can only comment on what we've seen, and what we've seen from the Chilean government is nothing at all.
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed... It wasn't the kind that folds.
You might be a redneck if you use the term 'over yonder' more than once a month.
When I sat down to write I just felt like a geek writing about myself. And then it dawned on me, just because of the way I am, I can't stop talking, and part of the problem is that anything that gets said reminds me of something that happened to me one time, and invariably I cut people off and talk about myself.
Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.
We work very, very hard to find that fine line where location is meaningful enough to be interesting to an advertiser but not so intrusive that it interrupts the creative flow of the show.
Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut.
Why would any woman agree to be on a show called Bridezillas? It's not like men would agree to be on Douchegroom.