Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 615
Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
John Travolta, who said, "My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash." Never got a dinner!
I'd distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed.
My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.
They say my public persona don’t have enough appeal, I take a lesson from Kanye and give 'em something real.
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.
Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.
I think there’s aliens. I just think they’re smarter than us and that’s why we don’t know they’re here. Like, fish don’t know we’re up here, but we’re certainly snagging them whenever we feel like it.
Was at Royal Wedding but didn't go inside. Had same hat as Fergie's daughter.
He had a passion and a depth of belief, and an optimism, and a tenacity that I very much admired. He was one of the first people I remember learning about, and maybe his death left an indelible mark. I felt that Robert Kennedy was a man of political integrity.
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.