Quotes & Jokes about New Year

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I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.

New Year's Eve never made sense to me because of the fear I suddenly had about the following minute.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

A review of studies by physicians found that excessive exercise is bad for your heart. Another study says a daily serving of chocolate is actually good for your heart. That's got to make next year New Year's resolution easier to keep. "I'm going to exercise less. Eat a little more chocolate."

What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square... It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, "'sup?"

I got to tell you, I really appreciate Ron for being a part of this. He had to leave a New Year's Eve party to be here tonight. I'm not saying Ron drinks, but I hugged him and my vision is blurry.

On New Year's Eve, people in New Jersey stay up 'til midnight and watch their hopes drop.

I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year’s it flew away.

I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year.