Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 91
Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.
People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.
You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.
Elvis is just a young, clean-cut American boy who does in public what everybody else does in private.
President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida.
The best definition of an honest politician is one who… when he is bought, stays bought.
If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut... then you fresh outta fucking luck wit' me!
"One thing leads to another"? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.
Last time I was out here was not too long after 9/11, and you could not drive a car to the airport at that time. That was one of the first safety precautions: only taxis could go to the airport. Because, really, what better way of stemming the flow of Muslims to the airport than only allowing taxis?
The guy is like Honduran-German. Why would you pretend to be Mexican? I think he had that intention from the beginning that he was going to play Mexican.
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.