Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 2
Our job is improving the quality of life not just delaying death.
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
When they named a hurricane "Hurricane Ike", I went "finally, they have the balls to name a hurricane after a crack smoking, wife beating motherfucker."
You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.
Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) "It's the same sex all the time.”
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
The moments of comedy are there. But the whole idea of a vacation is the stripping away of stuff and then, by the end of the vacation, at least in my life, you do have these moments as a group, as a family having a great time, so mellow again. It takes a while to do that but that's what this movie is about.
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, "Back up, I don't know how big this gets."
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."